With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make herbal tea and we can visit for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked,'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.'When he CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
This is how I'm afraid it would be my friends if the title of my blog were true.
Happy April Fools Day!
5 comments:
That's a good one.
I can't imagine being pregnant again.
You scared me for a minute.....I completely forgot that today was April Fools' day. Nice one.....:)
What a fun story! The softcover book I made is one of many I've made through Blurb.com. They have a great software you download, then you import all the pictures you want and put it together. There are soft and hard cover options as well as different sizes, shapes and layout designs. It's fun, and semi-addicting. Thanks for reading my blog!
Crazy.
lol, you are soo funny Herm!
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