WE FOUND IT ON EBAY...

The Ebay Song

by Weird Al Yankovic

Sung to the tune of "I Want It That Way"

by the Backstreet Boys

Yeah

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale)
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)

(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)

(Pez dispensers and a toaster)

(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)

(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

We have been waiting patiently for this little four wheeler we found on Ebay. One of my clients who lives in Vegas picked it up for us and even put it together. He had quite the experience picking it up from a warehouse he said looks like it's run by the Russian Mafia. Great. Oh well, we got a great price. Hot or Not.

We were supposed to be leaving for a hot date, but of course the kids couldn't wait to ride it. I guess I can wait a few more minutes until Ricardo and I are alone. Thank heavens for Grandma.

B and D riding on the wheeler...without helmets.
I wish I had a "toy" like this when I was 10, 7, 4 or 2.

C taking it by himself. He goes really slowly.

That's the only speed I like.

Roxie...in the middle of everything. She loves to snuggle with B.